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Funny WhatsApp Status:
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique, Just like everyone else.
- Nature abhors a vacuum but not as much as a cat does.
- Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
- The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi….. We have a connection.
- A day without sunshine is like, you know…. night.
- I am not lazy just I am on power saving mode.
- Just because you cant dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance- Alcohol.
- Don’t be so humble… you are not that great
- Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
- When pointing out the flaws in others… people always end up talking about themselves.
- If you think nobody cares if you are alive… try missing a couple of car payments.
- America is a country where half the money is spent buying food & the other half is spent for trying to lose weight.
Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi
कितना निठल्ला है भाई…. कोई काम धंधा क्यों नहीं करता.
एक शराब की बोतल पास में रखी है, तुझे भुलाने की तरकीब सोच रखी है.
हर ट्रॅफिक सिग्नल तेरी याद दिल देता है.. तूने भी एक टाइम कुछ इस तरह से रंग बदले थे.
मेरा व्हात्सप्प स्टेटस पढ़ने के बजे कोई बुक पढ़ो, कुछ काम आयगे.
Tu to Online hone par bhi Reply ni karti, aur hum hichkiya aane Par bhi Data On kar lete hai.
Akal badaam khane se nahi thaukar khane se aati hai.
Tera dil hai ya kisi mantri ka istifa, kab se maang rha hu de he ni rahi ho.
Best Funny Status For WhatsApp:
- A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.
- The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
- Cigarette chhodana sabse asan hain, main hazaro baar chhod chka hu.
- I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
- I only need three things in life – Food, Wifi, Sleep.
- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- Hypochondria is the only disease I haven’t got.
- Some people say that retirement signifies the end of all of life’s tension… but that’s true only if you have a grand pension.
- You can never buy Love, But still you have to pay for it.
- I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.
- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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